patrickhumps:

band fandoms slowly turn into a ”omg one direction have sex with me but pelase dont play ur music” fandom

English Teacher: Now I want you to tell me the saddest love story you have ever encountered.
Me: Well, it all began when two babies were born in a different place and time. The boy grew up to be a successful young man who roams around the world to showcase his talent while the girl stayed in the sea of faces who admired him. He doesn't know her, but she knows him, from his real name to what his favorite color is. She sends him love letters, even if she's aware that he won't be able to read it and she has to pay loads of money just to watch him perform for a few hours. That pattern goes on and on, unceasingly. The boy continues to walk in his dream, while the girl could only look at him with pure admiration, and sadly, that's how it'll end. The boy...will never know just how much the girl loves him.
English Teacher: That's quite sad.
Me: Oh, the life of a fangirl really is sad, Teach.
English Teacher: What
Me: What

trolllinginthedeep:

Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a British accent

redsolokurt:

if you live outside the US and Rick Santorum gets elected president I except you to provide me with a new home

(Source: colfershands)

patrickhumps:

you know what ive come to learn over the past two years

yes fall out boy are on hiatus and there may be a slight chance they will never come off

but on the plus side look how many wonderful albums and music videos they’ve made and how many goals they’ve achieved

im proud of what they’ve done and atleast if they do end it

they end on a good note 

1612th:

as the global economy collapses and gold prices skyrocket, ponyboy is forced to stay copper